Ninja Skillz and Patience


An incredible amount of stealthiness is necessary if you want to really get up-close and personal with creatures of the wild. I have spent years learning how to think and move like an animal. I can be as quiet as a mouse and as considerate as a mountain lion sizing up its prey. My ninja skills and patience are two reasons I can hang around with other creatures so effectively.

3 comments:

Filhos da Tropicalia said...

I'm stunned. I did not realize you were trained in the ways of the ninja. However, the photo referenced here certainly seems to suggest so. Godspeed.

Anonymous said...

I know a guy who is tight with a herd of Buffalo in SoDak. Drop me a line if you want his number.

MJB said...

Thanks Asshat. I'd love to check out that herd some time.